she fucking rolled off of me and started playing an armored core mission after i listened to her boot up her ps2 and navigate all the menus without looking with her free hand the entire time we were making out on her bed and then she fucking died in 15 seconds
second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,
